My tumblr, by me.
I dunno. I like apples? That's fantastic right? I'm 14. I'm a girl. my name is danielle. that's about it. i get bored a lot. i write poems sometimes. mhm. thats all you need to know.
I made this at school, and I am so using it as a sign at a WTK’s show. It’s not that good, but I like the colors :3
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ughhh <//////3
omfg some of these are adorable
(via beware-of-the-dementor)
shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY
HYPERVENTILATION
fucking quality ^^
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK!
shit tyrone. get it together
(Source: , via wowfunniestposts)
in the catholic ghetto, born and raised
at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays
relaxin chillaxin communion all cool
oppressing some minorities outside the school
when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood
I burned one little cross and the blacks got scared
And said “You’ll never be in the White House as long as we breathe air”
lmao!
*HA!
brilliant
(Source: mechastreisand, via rat2rrj)
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Holy Musical B@man! - Candy Puns
Every single fucking one of them.
this is all I’ve ever wanted
(Source: twentysixesperanza, via mmmcookies22)
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I’m flicking you off behind my back. Just thought I’d tell you. :)
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Tumblr ask limit is killing me over here. ._.
(Source: monsterscontrolmysoul, via teddybearsandsourcandy)
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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.
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reblog if you had a boner today.
